Degrassi Wikia High

Degrassi Wikia High: 

Chapter One.
Chey Rose stepped through the wide front doors of her new high school. A perky red head bumped into her the second she made it inside. “HI! MY NAME IS TAYLER SUMNER. WAIT NO, I MEAN SUMMER. YEH. TAYLER SUMMER.”

As she continued down the hallway, she saw a group of four weirdoes: A Nigerian goddess, a long-haired hippie, a gorgeous Mexican, and a five year old Asian. She saw a pedoish looking man sweeping the floors and looking at a Cuban girl’s butt. Behind the Cuban girl, was a Middle Eastern dude who was trying to get her attention. He was being scolded by a girl with an ice cold stare. She was ''icy cold. ''Chey also saw a huge black kid being harassed by a smaller one. They seemed to be in an intense fight.

Chey looked down at her schedule. Her first class was English. She found the class on the third floor. The first thing she saw was a sexy boy throw a paper ball. She looked at the girl who had caught it. She was youngish with a Paramore winter hat on, over her brown hair. She missed the paper ball and toppled over laughing. The boy looked over at her and winked. “Gurl, you sexeh.” And then, Chey’s ovaries exploded.

The girl that Tyler had been playing with hopped three desks over, to a super hot girl’s desk. She looked like a goddess. Chey walked over and took a seat in-between a super hyper girl and a ginger who was muttering something about someone named Dave to herself. The hyper girl got all up in Chey’s face. “HELLO. I’M SARAH, BUT I PREFER TO BE CALLED TOP. WHO ARE YOU?”

“.. Uhm, I’m Chey,” she muttered quietly. TOP smiled super big and turned around.

 Class started and a teacher walked in. She stood in front of the class and introduced herself. “Hello class, I’m Camille. You may call me Cami as well. I will be your first hour teacher for the year,” she said. She began talking about the rules.

 First hour was a blur. Chey ditched second and third hour because she was so scared of the people. Near the end of third hour, two people walked into the bathroom.

 “Omg, Lindsey, that is so hawt,” Chey Hears a voice say.

 “IKR. We better get to lunch. Your BF is waiting,” says another.

 “He’s not my boyfriend. He’s 5 years older than me,” the original voice responds.

 “And your point? Go get it in, AmanDUH,” says the other voice. Chey’s foot slips and she falls off of her perch, which was the box for tampons inside the stall. She curses loudly. Amanda and Lindsey run over to the stall. “Who the hell is that?”

 The stall opens. Chey brushes off and steps out. “Hi, I’m Chey. I’m new here.”

 “Hai, I’m Amanda. I like cookies,” says the brown haired girl with the Paramore hat.

 “Lindsey,” says the one with giant sunglasses on. “Wanna come to lunch with us?”

 “Sure,” Chey answers.

 The three of them walk to lunch. Amanda leads them to the back table. A few people are already sitting down. The boy who had called Chey sexeh, the long-haired hippe, and the Asian girl. Amanda left the table after setting her stuff down. Lindsey and Chey turned to watch.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:7.5pt;margin-left: 0in"> Amanda walked over a couple tables. Sitting around the table was a middle eastern kid, a black kid, a icy looking girl, a Cuban girl, and an Asian boy.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:7.5pt;margin-left: 0in"> “Hello Sexay,” says the Middle Eastern kid.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:7.5pt;margin-left: 0in"> “Hay bby,” Amanda replies. He stands up and they continue you talking.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:7.5pt;margin-left: 0in"> “I love youuu, Rynen,” she says as she turns to leave. The Cuban girl pretends to choke.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:7.5pt;margin-left: 0in"> Rynen leans down and kisses her softly. When he pulls away, she looks like she’s going to pass out. She mutters something Inaudible and runs back towards her table.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:7.5pt;margin-left: 0in"> “o0o0o0,” Tyler exclaims. “You’re gonna get it innnnnnn~”

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt"> “Shuddup,” she mutters, smiling and blushing.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt"> Chey had an entertaining rest of the day. She went home feeling worn out and missing her new friends. She could tell that Degrassi Wikia High was going to be the death of her.

<h2 style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Chapter 2: 

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Amanda smirked as she entered Degrassi Wikia High on Friday morning. Tonight, most of the school would be at Rynen’s house for the party of the century. Amanda and Rynen were hosting it. It was going to be a serious rager. The day couldn’t go by quick enough. But when the final bell rang, Chey and Amanda were off to Amanda’s place. They were going to get ready for the party and then go hang out at Rynen’s.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> “Are you excited for le party?” Chey asked when they were walking home.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Amanda scoffed. “Of course. It’s gonna be hawt. AND TYLER’S GONNA BE THEREEEE~”

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> “Why do you ship us so hard?” Chey rolled her eyes.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> “Because the sexual tension is quite obvious, mai dear,” she answered, laughing towards the end.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Chey punched her in the shoulder, earning a laugh from Amanda. They spent the rest of the night hanging out, until around eight. At eight they caught a ride from Dave to the party. Dave, who didn’t even have his driver’s license, was a terrible driver.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> By nine, everyone was at Rynen’s for the raging party. Icy, Claudia, and Nate sat in the back of the crowd, sitting on some stools around the bar. Icy and Nate were drinking, although Claudia preferred to stay out of the drinking. Claudia stepped away to go talk to someone, leaving Nate and Icy alone.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> “N-Naaaaaate,” Icy slurred as she played with Nate’s T-shirt. “You know, you’re really hawt.”

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Nate took another sip of beer and responded, “You’re even hawter, Verooooonicaaaaa.”

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Icy was to drunk to notice that Nate had just called her Veronica. “Naaaaaaate. Let’s kiiiiiiiss.” Nate and Icy leaned forward and their lips crashed together. It was a quick, drunken kiss, but it was enough to get all of the Nicy shippers to start fangirling.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Across the room, Tyler and Chey were aimlessly talking in a corner. They were sitting against the wall, talking about just anything. Anyone with eyes could see that they were in like with each other. A few kids had started calling it “Chyler.” People were starting to catch onto the ship.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Down the hall, the hosts of the party were in an intense fight in the middle of the hall.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> “GODDAMMIT. I AM OBVIOUSLY SEXY. IF I WASN’T SEXY, YOU WOULDN’T WANT ME SO BAD. FUCKING DUMBASS!” Amanda screamed.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> “Actually, Amanda, you’re only 12. YOU CAN’T BE FUCKING SEXY. YOU’RE JUST CUTE. OKAY?” Rynen yelled back.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> “UGH, YOU ASS FUCK. CUNT SHIT. JUST FUCK ME ALREADY!” Amanda yelled back, not caring about the fight anymore.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> “FINE. FINE.” Rynen exclaimed. “I say we take it to the bedroom~”

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Amanda and Rynen took it to the bedroom and did shit that no one wants to hear about because no one ships Rymanda.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Back in the crowd, Steph, Aleesha, Tayler, and Hakeem were partying in by one of the windows. John the janitor walked by one of the windows and started breaking the glass. The glass poured all over the floor, causing Aleesha and Tayler to panic.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> “OH EM GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Tayler yelled.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> “JOHN AMG. GET OUT. AMG. AMGGGGGGGGGGG. ADASJDFKSADKFKLSDFKASD;;;” Aleesha shrieked.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Hakeem and Steph just shook their heads and grabbed John. They tossed him out the window, making sure he wouldn’t bother coming back.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Dave and Lily were busy flirting somewhere else in the house. They weren’t actually flirting, but the Dily shippers were calling it that. The Dendy shippers were currently at war with the Dily shippers. Obviously, Dily is way better, but no1 seemed to curr.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Christina was painting buckets down in Rynen’s basement. No one really knows why. Braydon was down there as well, watching Christina.

<p style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> At midnight, Rynen’s mom came home and kiked erryone out. Amanda was under Rynen’s bed and she climbed out secret escape hatch before Rynen’s mom kiked her for being a whore.

<h2 style="margin-top:7.5pt;line-height:150%"> Chapter 3 NOTE: This chapter was written by me (Lindsey) since me and Amanda are gonna take turns writing chapters now. So if this chapter sucks more than the other ones, then I'm SARRY.

Rynen and Amanduh held hands, frolicking through the hallways and out of the school doors.

"Hey, wanna meet my parents?" Ry asked nonchalantly.

"Sure." Amanda said.

"K, leggo."

On the way to his house, Amanda stared to groom Rynen's eyebrows, braiding the ends of them. His eyebrows were very luscious and made all the girls squirt through their thongs. Once they got there, his parents were waiting by the door. They didn't seem very happy when they saw Amanda holding Rynen's hand.

"Mom, dad, this is my new girlfriend, Amanda" Rynen said.

"Hi…" Amanda waved politely.

His parent's eyes turned bright red and they started to foam out of their mouths. "RYNEN!!! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!!! WE WILL NOT ALLOW THIS!!! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FUCKING PEDOPHILE OR SOMETHING?!!! YOU SICK BASTARD!!! WE ARE TAKING YOU TO FATHER GREG TOMORROW TO GET AN EXORCISM!!! AND WE ARE GOING TO SKIN YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND ALIVE. GO TO YOUR ROOM. YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. DEVIL CHILDREN. SIN SIN SIN SIN."

"Should I leave?" Amanda asked, Rynen.

"Probably." He replied.

"NO. YOU'RE NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE ALIVE YOU LITTLE CUNT. GET BACK HERE SO WE CAN CUT YOU INTO PIECES AND SAUTEE YOU."

"Mom! Dad! STAHP!"

"RYNEN, GET TO YOUR ROOM." His mother screamed.

Amanda ran out of the house as fast as she could and started to walk home. From the distance, she could see that Rynen's parents turned into pterodactyls and flew away. Suddenly, Amanda's phone started to vibrate so she took her phone out of her underwear and looked. It was a text from Rynen:'' Hey. Meet me by the park, I'm pretty sure I can get past my psycho parents. And sorry for that incident.''

Amanda jumped for joy at the text then replied with: ''It's okay. I'm just glad I can hang with you tonight .''

Amanda ran as fast as she could to the park but she still didn't beat Rynen.

"Hey baby." He winked. Amanda's ovaries burst into a million pieces.

"Ugh Rynen, stahp giving me sexual frustrations and just cum to meh".

"Ok bb"

Then, they thrusted on the park bench. They didn't cure if anyone saw, they could watch all they wanted.

At school, Lily and Lindsey were happily talking about how awesome the party was until they saw Dave….flirting with Wendy.

"Tha fuck, Lilz? That fucking bag of pubes is trying to get it in with Wendy?" Lindsey said angrily.

Lily whipped her head around and saw the same exact thing. She gave Wendy the nastiest look ever, but Wendy probably didn't notice. She was way too busy cumming over Dave. "I think we need to teach this cuntball who Dave's real girlfriend is." Lily sneered.

"Which is me, obvs." Lindsey replied.

Lily raised her eyebrows at her words. "Ummm…Sorry to break it to you, but I'm Dave's girlfriend.".

"WHAT! You're obviously high. I've been thrusting Dave for a while now.".

"Well I've been thrusting him too.".

"Whathafuck?….Whatever. Well, since you know Dinz is totes canon now, you can back off."

"Ummm…who the Hell ships Dinz? NOBODY. It's all about Dily."

"I SHIP DINZ."

"LOL Ur not even Asian tho."

"I've told Dave before that I'm converting to Asianism and he accepts me for who I am right now!"

"Whatevs, obviously if you're not born Asian, then there's no way you can ever be Asian."

"Well I have an Asian aunt and cousin! So somewhere along the line I'm Asian."

"Doesn't count."

"WHATEVER. Lets worry about this AFTER we get rid of Wendy."

"Fine…"

Meanwhile, Dave leaned over Wendy as her back was against the lockers. "C'mon Wendy. Just one date? Plllleeeaaassseee?" Dave pleaded.

Wendy laughed, but then let out a sigh. "Dave, you know how many people are Dendy shippers? Almost the whole school! I don't like you like that and you know it. If we go on a date, it will give all the Dendy shippers false hope, and I can't do that."

Dave nodded. He understood her logic, but he was still crushed. Dave still walked away with his head held high and thought to himself, "I'm not giving up that easily, and when I do, I just have to remember that there is plenty of other bitches in the pound.".

As Dave walked by, Lily and Lindsey quickly stepped in front of his path. "Why were you talking to her?" They both asked in unison.

Dave eyed them suspiciously then he remembered last night. "Oh shit…those are the girls I hooked up with at the party last night….Am I with them now or something?".

"Well?" Lily asked impatiently.

"Ladies. Ladies. Please, contain your orgasms. I was just flirting a bit with her. You know how I am. The only girls I like are you two." Dave replied calmly.

They both ogled him and giggled. "Awwww." But then they realized something.

"Wait…both of us?"

"Yeah. What's the problem? It's not like we're married or anything. I can't have two girlfriends? What are you guys, mormons?"

Lily and Lindsey stared at each other and nervously laughed.

"No. Of course not…I guess it's okay to have two girlfriends…." Lindsey replied, staring at the floor.

"Fuck yeah it is. Now I want you bitches on your knees behind the school after class. Dav Jr. needs some love."

"Okayyy." Lily said.

Dave walked away with his swag on.

"You realize that both of us can't be his girlfriends? One of us is gonna have to break up with him, and I think it should be you." Lily said.

"You're crazy! You're obviously gonna be the one to break up with him! Besides, we still have to worry about Wendy. You see the way he stares at her…almost like…he loves her or something." Lindsey sighed, sitting down on one of the benches in the hallway.

Lily nodded in agreement. Only one girl was going to get Dave's love, but who exactly would that be?

Chey walked into skewl with Tytard with her. Tyler was being slow, as usual, because he was from Texas. Chet was walking a bit faster than him, but not a lot, because she is like Texan. They were walking so slowly, that when they arrived into class, they were five minutes late. Cami politely told them that they would need to serve detention tonight. They both nodded, cuz they were secretly excited that they got to be in the same room together for two hours. Some other dumb shit happened and now it was detention time. Tyler and Chey slowly walked there. Once they got into the room, Cami already started detention.

"So nice of you guys to join us. Now please take your seats." She said pleasantly.

They both took seats next to each other and looked around the room to see that they weren't the only rebels. A few seats away, sat a couple who seemed WAY too in love.

"Tay, you're the prettiest girl in school." A guy sighed happily.

"Braydon, you're the hottest guy in school." Tayler giggled.

They both held hands under the desks and stared lovingly into each other's eyes. In the far back of the room there was another girl.

"Now class, I have to run out for a meeting, I'll be back a couple minutes before the end of detention. Be good." Cami grinned.

After she walked out, everyone started to brighten up and chat. The girl in the back of the room opened up a bag and took out a slice of barbecue pizza. Braydon and Tayler started dry humping on the desks.

"Ughh…why is it called dry humping if I'm gonna need a towel after this?" Braydon groaned.

Tayler didn't reply, she was too busy being oddly pleasured. Tyler and Chey looked at each other and awkwardly smiled.

"So, that was a pretty great party last night." Tyler said.

Chey nodded her head and smiled, she was about to reply until the girl with the barbecue pizza walked up to her.

"Hey!!!! I'm Kaylaaa!" She said, with food falling out of her mouth and onto Chey's face.

"I'm Chey." She replied, wiping the pre-chewed food off of her face.

"Well, I'm gonna go finish this. Man, I LOVE BBQ Pizza." Kayla said happily.

"Good to know."

Then, Chey turned back to Tyler. It took her a while to reach the courage, but she finally asked, "Why are we wasting time talking, when we could be playing tongue hockey?".

Tyler stared in shock. He really didn't expect that coming. "Ummm…so you like me like that?"

"Yeah. Why? You don't like me?"

"I do, but I was kind of hoping that I would be the one to make the first move."

"Oh."

"Yeah. But since you already said it, I'll just ask you one question….will you be my ladeh?"

"This is so sudden…I want to…but do you think we're rushing into things."

"Of course we are! But life is way too short to be wasting time, and if we're making a mistake, then so what? We break up and stay friends, but you'll never know what you're missing unless you take a chance."

"Woah Tyler, that's pretty fucking deep."

"That's what she said."

"Shut up and kiss me."

"Okeh"

And with that, Chey and Tyler made out, obviously not as hardcore as Braydon and Tayler, but it was still pretty hawt. About an hour and fifty seven minutes later, Cami walked in, but luckily things slowed down by then.

"How was detention, class?" Cami asked.

"Awesome." They all replied.

She eyed them suspiciously but then dismissed them. The class smiled to each other and left the room. Chey and Tyler held hands and walked away very slowly.

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